You may get a USB cable in a package but that doesn’t mean that you should put the cable inside your package, meaning your penis. If you have a penis or are empathetic towards any penises, a new case ...

He backed up his hard drive — and his penis. A U.K. teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra. The ...

You've no doubt encountered a number of measuring tools in your lifetime. Common tools used for measuring range from the ...