Raker1: “My Uncle Clark died last month at the age of 92. His goal had always been to outlive his father’s sister (Aunt Mary), who lived to 102, but he fell a decade short. “Aunt Mary was a practical ...

If we had a bird that could say “hello, good fortune, good-bye, fuck you,” we’d be so thrilled we’d introduce it to everyone we know. Hell, we’d let it write Grist List. But officials at a Chinese zoo ...

Sorry Garfield, I’ll address your issues with Mondays another week. Now that the news of Twin Peaks has literally changed the course of my life forever, I am announcing today’s spirit animal to be ...