When you watch as many Dr. Pimple Popper videos as I do, you get to learn that no two cysts are the same: Some are hard, some are make-you-want-to-vomit gushy, and some are a bizarre mix of the two.

There's nothing like waking up to a good ole Dr. Pimple Popper post-especially one that has a " sensitive content " warning-to really start your day sunny side up. Right? Eh, not so much, especially ...