Chad Johnson, once known for dancing in end zones and now known as one of football’s most charismatic voices, had tears in his eyes for a different reason yesterday—watching his daughter, Chadé K.

When Liberty City’s Chad Ochocinco does something, he doesn’t half-ass it. Especially when that something is utterly ridiculous. The man changed his last name to Ochocinco, after all. So when it was ...